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Upload the evidence
Send one clear room photo. A browser-only ID keeps your private roast history together.
Brutal truth. Better rooms.
Roast
my room.
Upload the evidence. Get a funny, savage-but-fair verdict and exactly three practical fixes your room cannot argue with.
One free roast per day. Your room photo is never public by default.
Roasty's first take
“This room has all the confidence of a folding chair.”
No personal attacks. No style-gatekeeping. Just a sharp read and a path out of the clutter.
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Bring the evidence.
Upload one clear room photo. Roasty will drag the decor, then give you three practical ways to make the place look intentional.
We roast rooms, not people. Your image stays private to this browser's roast history and is never posted publicly.
One free roast per browser each calendar day. No public gallery. No identity roast.
No design degree required
Three moves. Less mess. More main-character energy.
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Pick your heat
Choose playful or savage. Roasty targets the space, never you.
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Get the receipts
Receive your roast, exactly three practical fixes, and a caption made for the group chat.
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Free today.
Unlimited when your room gets ambitious.
Unlimited roast pass
$4.99 / month
- Unlimited private roasts
- Exactly 3 real fixes
- Shareable result cards
- Cancel anytime
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Only upload images you have permission to share. Room Roast is built for humor, not humiliation: it avoids sensitive personal inferences and keeps uploaded room photos private by default.